Friday, April 11, 2008

News article #10

Brutal murder of famous Phoebe Caulfield, 67

The famous life of a female ironclad - success, disappearance, death

By X
News you didn´t know
Phoebe Caulfield, 67, a known character in books, was yesterday shot at a big celebrity party by her archenemy Hermione Grangos.
“She was going to ruin my career!” Grangos screamed right after the murder.

The Cinderella story of Phoebe Caulfield begun fifty years ago when the book The Catcher in the Rye written by J.D. Salinger came into the bookstores. People all over the world fell in love with the wise and goal-oriented girl that never wanted trouble.
“She was very pleasant to write about” Salinger said in an interview a few months after the book was released. He meant that Phoebe had “these things in her personality that many people miss and want to have”.

It did not take long after the world first had got to know Phoebe Caulfield before she got another job request, this time in a tragic fairytale named Phoebe meets Mr Rabbit.
“It is so much feelings in this book and even though I have never meet Mr Rabbit in real life it feels like we have been friends forever” Phoebe said crying a week before the book was released.
The under covered message in this book is that you can be friend with anyone, no matter race or sexual bent. It became very obvious that Phoebe took the message to her heart and that it made her grow to the strong woman she became.

After this Phoebe refused to take other jobs in a period of forty years. Not even her closest family and friends knew why and she did not want to talk about it herself.

While the career was put aside, Phoebe gave birth to two children.
“Old Phoebe is a wise girl; she knows when to end and when to come back” Her older brother Holden Caulfield said in a interview a few years after Phoebe had disappeared from the spotlights.

It did not seem like she was ever coming back until J.K. Bowling, the famous author of Marry Potter, in late December last year revealed that Phoebe was going to be the woman trying to marry Potter in her new book.
“Phoebe was absolutely perfect for the book, I have always wanted Potter to meet someone older than himself and people were getting tired of Hermione, the girl who have tried to marry Potter in the most recent three books” Bowling said three day before the murder of Phoebe.

Both critics and future readers rejoiced about this news – everyone had been looking forward to see Phoebe enter a book again. That is to say, everyone except Hermione Grangos. She was prepared for another entrée in the new book and in her blog she wrote:
“I have never been this prepared, I have even brew a love potion, so if it doesn´t work I will kill myself, hihi.”

Now we will never know how Phoebe would have done in the book, because Bowling refused to copy it up when she heard about the tragic murder of Phoebe. People have taken this very hard and Holden said to us:
“This were supposed to be her final glory, she had been looking forward to it for so long. I can not believe that this sunovabitch Grangos killed her. But even though she did not finish her last work she will always be my hero, my poor old Phoebe.

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